I could NEVER have a day job.

Day jobs can be soooo boring. Unless you're a secretary with a hot boss or something. Other than that, I'd rather sit on my desk and masturbate in my sexy clothes. Hot thigh high stockings make me feel sexy. Feels so soft and silky on my legs. That's why I should stick to phone sex. I can stay at home, strut around all sexy and wait for a hot call about some hot phone roleplay. Because we all know JANELLE does it ALL. It's always no limits, no taboo phone sex with me. So, save me from my boredom. I don't like fucking my cunt, alone. I will... but wouldn't you want to hear about how much trouble we could get into together?
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Lexi and Janelle!

We just love being sluts for our man. Mmm... we get down and dirty and lick each other sweet pussies and tight pink assholes. He loves when we fight over his cock! But we are good sharers! I love lexi's tight little body and sexy voice. It's so much fun fucking each other with a double ended dildo! We licked each other's cum and begged our man for his hot load all over our cute little faces while we sat on our knees like good little whores!

I hope we can have some fuck threesome phone sex again soon!
~Kinky Janelle
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It's 4 20 ~ smoke then choke your chicken with me

I think the pic says everything. Toke up! And choke up!
Choke your chicken with me!
Need some forced intoxication phone sex? I'm your gal.
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The Fame

I can't help myself
I'm addicted to a life of material
It's some kind of joke
I'm obsessively apposed to the typical
All we care about is:
runway models, Cadillacs and liquor bottles
Give me something I wanna be:
retro glamour, Hollywood yes we live for the FAME!
Fame Fame! I'm Doin' it for the Fame!
Cuz we wanna live the life of the rich and famous
Cuz we gotta taste for champagne and endless fortune
Fame fame baby
The fame fame
We live for the fame fame baby
The fame fame
Isn't it a shame shame baby?
A shame shame?
In it for the fame fame baby
The fame fame.
I can see myself in the movies with my picture in the city lights
Photograph my mind and whatever else you'd like to shoot, you decide!
All we care about is:
pornographic, girls on film, and body plastic.
Give me something, I wanna see:
television and hot blondes in odd positions! ~ lyrics by lady gaga's "fame"
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Do Janelle. Feel Enlightened.

So? I'm a phone hooker. - But I'll rock your world. I'm one of the kinkiest bitches around and I love wild hardcore sex. You can't go wrong with that. I have a fast talking, nasty mouth, and I scream when I cum. So, what are you waiting for? Obviously, nothing is off limits with me. I might as well be the sinner of all sinners. Let's get taboo and SIN together. I make it REALLY hot in hell... play with me and you'll have a first class ticket right next to me.

Shit, even Jesus would martyr his momma to ride to hell between these thighs...

Just follow Janelle.
She'll show you the way...

Do Janelle. Feel Enlightened.

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Long nights partyin' on the weekends

Most girls write about their fantasies and phone sex calls and sure that's great and all, but I also like to share a little bit about me. After all, I am a cooky, crazy kinky bitch. ;) I figured I share a photo of me "hovering" with one of my best buds, Lexi ~ holding my hand. She's also the one who took the picture. Taking advantage of me in my poor drunken situation. BAD LEXI! BAD BAD LEXI! So here it is. I am proudly displaying that I got completely trashed this weekend with a couple of my friends and then refused to sit on the nasty toilet seat. Tah-dah. Funny story of the week. We can all thank Lex for making me the "Hover" Queen.

Any kinky fantasies or ideas to go with my unfortunate situation? lol Let me know. We all know I can handle it. Can you? Always 1-888-467-6904 ask for Janelle.

Kinky CUM Queen

What can I say? I'll put it to you straight. I LIKE TO FUCK! I'm the real thing baby.
PARTY IT UP! FIRE IT UP! BLAZE UP! Whatever makes you HORNY!
I play like a rockstar. I love to fuck. We all know that. I'll be partying all weekend, but when I cum back who's gonna fuck me silly until I'm asleep? Who wants to be my little bitch and clean my cum-filled cunt up? And who wants to stuff even more cock into my pussy? Or ass or mouth... whatever. When I party, I like to fuck. Wanna cum to the after-party with me? It's in my pants.

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Cum be bad with me...

Do you want to get kinky? Let's get freaky together. I do it NASTY! And I'm L O U D when I cum. Wanna hear my pussy squirt?? Give me a buzz. And my vibrator will buzz, too.

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Role-Play

I love to Role~Play

Hitch Hiker

Babysitter

Naughty School Girl

Nasty Mommy

Hot School Teacher

Daddy's Slut

Demanding Boss Lady

Strict Mistress

Slutty Neighbor

Favorite Aunt

Sexy Older Sister

You've Lusted Over For Years. Call Me now~I'm waiting to play with my warm wet pussy just for you!!!! Let's Hold nothing back I wanna Explore Things with you.

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New Years Threesome

Did everyone have an excellent New Year's?

I hope you all did! =) I know I did. *wink*

Sharing cock with another hottie always gets me nice and wet. Especially after I've had a couple shots... or more than a couple. ;)

Who wouldn't want my pretty little lips wrapped around their dick? Or my hot little tongue wiggling all around on their sweet pink clit? Can someone say "Eifell Tower?" ~ I love sitting on a guys face while my best friend rides his cock. We can always play with each other tits, suck, kiss, lick and CUM.

Brought the new year in with a BANG, ya know?

Holiday Fun!

To have a little funt his Holiday, I want to offer my panties FREE with any call of 60 or 90 minutes. Just let me know when you get a call! I'd be happy to send you a yummy thong or pair of panties to have for the Holidays! You can let me know what color or type on our call. I'll even put them on and play with myself on our call. ;)

GO PATS! I love my Patriots!

hehe Nothing like a football party and watching your team win while getting a little tipsy. ;)

GO PATRIOTS! GO TOM BRADY! hehe

The Holidays are coming and it's kind of cold and lonley for me... so I've decided it might be cold and lonley for some other people, too. Especially my favorite someone who calls.

I've decided I will send free panties, bra, socks... or whatever you'd like with a purchase of a 30 minute call or more. My sexy thongs, sweet silky bras, naughty little socks, even luxurious stockings if you purchase a 30 minute call or more with me. Just let me know on our call. I'm only doing this through November.

Also, I have a wishlist as well go here to suprise me! I promise to surprise you in return...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3Q0P1YYABC1IQ

I really want the new toy! OR the new lap top so I can do some video cam action maybe!

especially if you are my sexy accent boy. ;) xoxoxo

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Feeling Un-Special

I know... kinda gayyyyy, but even a bad girl needs to feel special! I don't feel so special lately, so It's cooling off... end of summer and my partying is about to die down! NOOOO! We all know I love to party. I guess I have the end-of-summer-time-blues. But one thing still stands true... I AM SUPER HORNY. Anyone want to take care of me? Lol I could use a good cuddle fuck maybe... Or maybe I could just ride you into fuckin' next week.

I made one of those wishlists thingies everyone is making. Blah! So here it is: http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3Q0P1YYABC1IQ

I doubt I will get anything off of it, but at least it was fun to make. I could really use a new computer and camera to take new hot pics of my new bod. I've been working out! If you get me the camera, I will send you loads of new pics every week! Or the new computer... my god... I would DO many things for that. ;) Surprise me if you care. But if not, that's ok, too. We can have a good phone fuck any day.

Ohhh... and here's a fun pic from back in the day. I am putting it up here because someone got me DRUNK today. Hmmmm... he wouldn't happen to have a seksi accent would he? LOL

Hardcore Fucking Video

Ok... So I know I haven't written in my blog for awhile... but I've been so busy! FUCKING! lol Everyone has been making videos for the new ThePlayPages.com website. WELL! I MADE ONE! And not just any video... one of me FUCKING hard and rough just like I like it. It's about 20 minutes long with me being as nasty as I can be... 69ing, getting my face fucked, having my pussy licked, getting it doggystyle, then reverse cowgirl riding that nice thick dick! I had a BALL! Having my tits smacked and hands wrapped around my neck. So you wanna see it? Visit ThePlayPages.com and enter this coupon code: 3D703 to become a member. Then call me so we can talk nasty about it! OR watch it while we phone fuck! Talk to you soon.... xxx Janelle xxx

I know what boys like

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what guys want

I make them want me
I like to tease them
And they want to touch me
I never let them

I got my cat moves
That so upsets them
Fun to frustrate them
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them

Think you're special
I might let you
You're so much different
I might let you
There's no one like you
I might let you
Or would you like that?
I might let you
Sucker

Steamiest Week Ever

This week was pretty damn hot. SOOO busy! Lots of horny men this year! Kinky ones, too. Yummmmmm. I miss my sexy accent boy. :( No love for Janelle.... Just kidding. I had lots of other hearts to break this week. Muahahah. Who needs a spanking? I went to Amazing to pick up some new toys for the bedroom. (for all of you that don't know what Amazing is *It's Like The WAL-MART of sex toy stores* Amazing.net) Let's just say I had a little too much fun in the bondage section. All sorts of wicked delights there. We all know how I love to dress up and get kinky. From Campus Cum Queen to FETISH QUEEN. I got a nice 8 inch pink strap on, anal beads, wireless vibrator, and a magic bullet with 35 different speeds to add to my dirty little toy collection. Who wants to step up to the plate and be my little experiement? ;) You know the number. 1-888-402-8669 ask for Janelle, and be ready for a crazy time.

Happy Two Thousand And Fuckin' SEVEN!

Ok, who brought the drunk chick?

HEHE HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!

Yes, I got trashed.
Yes, I played beer pong and lost.
Yes, I danced around and took my clothes off.
Yes, I made out with Ann when the ball dropped.

AND YES!!! IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!

(the next morning was not so awesome, though)

hehe xoxxooxoxox much love to ALL my friends and HAPPY 2 double O 7!

XXX-Mas Is Over!!

Soooo the Holidays are almost over. All that's left is New Years Eve. Since Santa must have thought I was a REALLY naughty girl this year, he didn't bring me much. Not a think off of my WISHLIST ~ So I must have been really really naughty this year. *wink* I shoulda gave Santa a Blow Job. Just kidding. Damn you Santa! I really wanted some luggage so I could sneak off and have a wild sexual adventure or something. Oh, well. Wishful thinking, hehe. Since Santa doesn't care, I am DEFINITELY gonna party real hard on New Years Eve. BRING ON THE BOOZE! Watch out now! Wild Janelle on the loose! I'll be the poster chick for Girls Gone Wild - Only Hotter with nastier, better quality stunts! LOL Anyway.... Not much going on lately... nothing much to do but relieve the holiday stress with a little rubbing action. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.... buzz buzz... So I have my vibrator going last night and it completely dies on me right before I am about to cum. WTF!!!!????! I guess it's time to do it the old fashioned way for awhile. hehe. Poke Poke Poke! Unless someone wants to cum and help me! ;)

Dirty On Sunday

I've been wet all damn day long. Boring Sundays always do that to me... I find if I have more time on my hands... the hornier I become. I'm like a FIEND! I haven't worn panties all damn day, but I had to change my pants twice. Yeah yeah, I know most of you are like WHOAAA hoochie MAMA, but I'm just being honest. :P I found the suicide girls profile. I've been thinking of doing some modeling for them. Wouldn't I look hot with LOADS of eye liner naked and a dildo? Or something more kinky. Not sure...
Figured I'd write my dirty lil thoughts down since next week is going to be CRAZY busy with the holidays.
I hope everyone enjoys their Holiday! tootles.