playtime.

Here I am tonight... in the chat room as MissJanelle with the lovely ladies of Bedtime Bunnies, Phonesex Academy, and Horny Desperate Housewives.

Here is me, all comfortable chatting online. I'd like to be even more comfortable on the phone. *wink*

Soooo... c'mon on down to Janie's fetish factory. ;)

Princess Janelle

I adore being adored. There's never a better way to get my attention than to spoil or pamper me. Be my toy... be my whatever-I-want. Sure I'm moody... so be ready to cater. I'm the sexiest thing you'll EVER have the pleasure of having in your life. Adore Me. Pamper Me. Obsess over Me. Need Me. Crave Me. Serve Me.

eat me. mother fucker.

I'm the boss.

I'm a bad girl...

Yeah, I'm a fucking bad girl... but damn do sexxxy accents really fucking get my twat wet. So, yeah, I'm a bad girl but some bad boys make me weak. You make me want to do kinky things... leave your fiance, fuck the stripper... fuck ME. I know you've been dying for this piece of ass.

Cum get it.

Saw Tool Yesterday

So, I went to the show on the 29th... I love TOOL, but the smaller venue I saw them at in May was just so incredible, that I wish I could have been closer to the stage. Maynard looks so fucking hot in a cowboy hat. It drives me wild. I need my own cowboy. I absolutely LOVE the song Jambi. I have it as my ringtone.

"The devil and his had me down
In love with the dark side I've found
Dabblin' all the way down
Up to my neck soon to drown.
But you changed that all for me
Lifted me up, turned me round
So I, I would wish this all away
Pray like a martyr dusk to dawn
Beg like a hooker all night long
Shout to the devil with my song
And got what I wanted all along
But II wouldIf I couldI would
Wish it awayWish it away Wish it all away
Wanna wish it all away
No price could hold sway
Or justify my
Giving away, my sinner
So if I could I'd wish it all awayIf I thought tomorrow, they'd take you away
You're my piece of mind,[my home / my Om / my own / my all]I said I'm just trying to hold on
One more day
Damn my eyes!
Damn my eyes!If they should compromiseA fulcrum[Want and need] divide me
Then I might as well be gone...
Shine on forever
Shine on benevolent sun
Shine down upon the broken
Shine until the two become one
Shine on forever
Shine on benevolent sun
Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one
Divide, I wither away
Shine down upon the many, light our way,
Benevolent sun."

Ha ha... fucking rocks. If you haven't heard it, buy the CD and love me for it. Fuck me for it.