Monday, January 08, 2007

I know what boys like


I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what guys want

I make them want me
I like to tease them
And they want to touch me
I never let them

I got my cat moves
That so upsets them
Fun to frustrate them
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them

Think you're special
I might let you
You're so much different
I might let you
There's no one like you
I might let you
Or would you like that?
I might let you
Sucker

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Steamiest Week Ever


This week was pretty damn hot. SOOO busy! Lots of horny men this year! Kinky ones, too. Yummmmmm. I miss my sexy accent boy. :( No love for Janelle.... Just kidding. I had lots of other hearts to break this week. Muahahah. Who needs a spanking? I went to Amazing to pick up some new toys for the bedroom. (for all of you that don't know what Amazing is *It's Like The WAL-MART of sex toy stores* Amazing.net) Let's just say I had a little too much fun in the bondage section. All sorts of wicked delights there. We all know how I love to dress up and get kinky. From Campus Cum Queen to FETISH QUEEN. I got a nice 8 inch pink strap on, anal beads, wireless vibrator, and a magic bullet with 35 different speeds to add to my dirty little toy collection. Who wants to step up to the plate and be my little experiement? ;) You know the number. 1-888-402-8669 ask for Janelle, and be ready for a crazy time.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Happy Two Thousand And Fuckin' SEVEN!

Ok, who brought the drunk chick?

HEHE HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!

Yes, I got trashed.
Yes, I played beer pong and lost.
Yes, I danced around and took my clothes off.
Yes, I made out with Ann when the ball dropped.

AND YES!!! IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!

(the next morning was not so awesome, though)

hehe xoxxooxoxox much love to ALL my friends and HAPPY 2 double O 7!