Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Fame


I can't help myself
I'm addicted to a life of material
It's some kind of joke
I'm obsessively apposed to the typical
All we care about is:
runway models, Cadillacs and liquor bottles
Give me something I wanna be:
retro glamour, Hollywood yes we live for the FAME!
Fame Fame! I'm Doin' it for the Fame!
Cuz we wanna live the life of the rich and famous
Cuz we gotta taste for champagne and endless fortune
Fame fame baby
The fame fame
We live for the fame fame baby
The fame fame
Isn't it a shame shame baby?
A shame shame?
In it for the fame fame baby
The fame fame.
I can see myself in the movies with my picture in the city lights
Photograph my mind and whatever else you'd like to shoot, you decide!
All we care about is:
pornographic, girls on film, and body plastic.
Give me something, I wanna see:
television and hot blondes in odd positions! ~ lyrics by lady gaga's "fame"

In the pic above, I'm in the middle.1-888-467-6904 ask for Janelle

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Do Janelle. Feel Enlightened.


So? I'm a phone hooker. - But I'll rock your world. I'm one of the kinkiest bitches around and I love wild hardcore sex. You can't go wrong with that. I have a fast talking, nasty mouth, and I scream when I cum. So, what are you waiting for? Obviously, nothing is off limits with me. I might as well be the sinner of all sinners. Let's get taboo and SIN together. I make it REALLY hot in hell... play with me and you'll have a first class ticket right next to me.

Shit, even Jesus would martyr his momma to ride to hell between these thighs...

Just follow Janelle.
She'll show you the way...

Do Janelle. Feel Enlightened.
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