XXX-Mas Is Over!!

Soooo the Holidays are almost over. All that's left is New Years Eve. Since Santa must have thought I was a REALLY naughty girl this year, he didn't bring me much. Not a think off of my WISHLIST ~ So I must have been really really naughty this year. *wink* I shoulda gave Santa a Blow Job. Just kidding. Damn you Santa! I really wanted some luggage so I could sneak off and have a wild sexual adventure or something. Oh, well. Wishful thinking, hehe. Since Santa doesn't care, I am DEFINITELY gonna party real hard on New Years Eve. BRING ON THE BOOZE! Watch out now! Wild Janelle on the loose! I'll be the poster chick for Girls Gone Wild - Only Hotter with nastier, better quality stunts! LOL Anyway.... Not much going on lately... nothing much to do but relieve the holiday stress with a little rubbing action. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.... buzz buzz... So I have my vibrator going last night and it completely dies on me right before I am about to cum. WTF!!!!????! I guess it's time to do it the old fashioned way for awhile. hehe. Poke Poke Poke! Unless someone wants to cum and help me! ;)

Dirty On Sunday

I've been wet all damn day long. Boring Sundays always do that to me... I find if I have more time on my hands... the hornier I become. I'm like a FIEND! I haven't worn panties all damn day, but I had to change my pants twice. Yeah yeah, I know most of you are like WHOAAA hoochie MAMA, but I'm just being honest. :P I found the suicide girls profile. I've been thinking of doing some modeling for them. Wouldn't I look hot with LOADS of eye liner naked and a dildo? Or something more kinky. Not sure...
Figured I'd write my dirty lil thoughts down since next week is going to be CRAZY busy with the holidays.
I hope everyone enjoys their Holiday! tootles.

been a long time

Can you tell who's naughty or nice?
Soooooo, it's been a long time since I've written... I'm in desperate need of that sexy accent and a good fuck. Christmas is CUMMING! And so am I. ;) There's no doubt I've been just naughty with zero nice. Ok ok.... nice in a hair pulling, ass slapping, teeth gritting, nasty talking kinda way. Either I have an evil twin or I'm just bad in a good way.

playtime.

Here I am tonight... in the chat room as MissJanelle with the lovely ladies of Bedtime Bunnies, Phonesex Academy, and Horny Desperate Housewives.

Here is me, all comfortable chatting online. I'd like to be even more comfortable on the phone. *wink*

Soooo... c'mon on down to Janie's fetish factory. ;)

Princess Janelle

I adore being adored. There's never a better way to get my attention than to spoil or pamper me. Be my toy... be my whatever-I-want. Sure I'm moody... so be ready to cater. I'm the sexiest thing you'll EVER have the pleasure of having in your life. Adore Me. Pamper Me. Obsess over Me. Need Me. Crave Me. Serve Me.

eat me. mother fucker.

I'm the boss.

I'm a bad girl...

Yeah, I'm a fucking bad girl... but damn do sexxxy accents really fucking get my twat wet. So, yeah, I'm a bad girl but some bad boys make me weak. You make me want to do kinky things... leave your fiance, fuck the stripper... fuck ME. I know you've been dying for this piece of ass.

Cum get it.

Saw Tool Yesterday

So, I went to the show on the 29th... I love TOOL, but the smaller venue I saw them at in May was just so incredible, that I wish I could have been closer to the stage. Maynard looks so fucking hot in a cowboy hat. It drives me wild. I need my own cowboy. I absolutely LOVE the song Jambi. I have it as my ringtone.

"The devil and his had me down
In love with the dark side I've found
Dabblin' all the way down
Up to my neck soon to drown.
But you changed that all for me
Lifted me up, turned me round
So I, I would wish this all away
Pray like a martyr dusk to dawn
Beg like a hooker all night long
Shout to the devil with my song
And got what I wanted all along
But II wouldIf I couldI would
Wish it awayWish it away Wish it all away
Wanna wish it all away
No price could hold sway
Or justify my
Giving away, my sinner
So if I could I'd wish it all awayIf I thought tomorrow, they'd take you away
You're my piece of mind,[my home / my Om / my own / my all]I said I'm just trying to hold on
One more day
Damn my eyes!
Damn my eyes!If they should compromiseA fulcrum[Want and need] divide me
Then I might as well be gone...
Shine on forever
Shine on benevolent sun
Shine down upon the broken
Shine until the two become one
Shine on forever
Shine on benevolent sun
Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one
Divide, I wither away
Shine down upon the many, light our way,
Benevolent sun."

Ha ha... fucking rocks. If you haven't heard it, buy the CD and love me for it. Fuck me for it.

Mistress Phone Sex

Sometimes I'm just in a meaner mood. Wicked even. *muahahaha* I love turning little sissy bois into lil fag toys. I also love strapping it on and fucking you in the ass... maybe if you were a good cunt and take every inch... I'll let you have mine. But only if you're a REAL man with a big enough cock for me. I like to dress the part... you'll be licking my boots and worshipping my gorgeous pussy and ass. Maybe even my Goddess Feet. Are you in the mood for a mean Mistress today? Call me. 1-888-402-8669 ask for Janelle and be on your knees.

Not Just Another Sunday

Ahhh... an eventful Sunday! Which is different, because usually Sundays are uneventful for me. Just lounge around and relax a bit. But early this morning when I came home from clubbing with some girlfriends, I popped online to see if there was anything exciting going on...
You bet there was! A gentleman from California, who we affectionately renamed the "marathon man" ~ decided he didn't just want a threesome... he wanted a 5some. Four girls on the phone at once... It was a hot phone fuck orgy. He even decided he'd sample several of my friends. Including myself, JANELLE, Zona, Jade, Amanda, Mia, and Chelsea. I came about 6 times this morning... until I was so damn tired I had to go to sleep... but this marathon man kept on going...even after tiring us ladies out!

It was nice getting nasty with a few new girls. hehe 'Cause we all know I love to suck some hot pussy.

Watched "Closer" yesterday. Movie based on a play. I must say it was very enjoyable. I didn't want the movie to end... Sexy british accents, casual betrayals, lots of filthy talk, Natalie Portman's strip scenes. What more could you want in a movie?
Needless to say, this movie did get me riled up a bit.
And so I made sure I got fucked last night... and then again today. This strapping' young fellow took me out all over the place. And all I could think about was fucking his brains out again and again. He's got a 9inch thick as a tube of cookie dough cock. He loves when I talk really fucking nasty to him... especially when I want him to give it to me harder, faster, or deeper. Oh, so back to when we were out. I couldn't keep myself from grabbing his dick... or kissing him... or sucking him while he was driving us from one place to the next. By the time we got back to my place, he was about ready to EXPLODE. So what do I do? Pop in a porno and shove his fat cock down my throat.
I could feel EVERY single shot of cum shoot into my mouth... I felt so fucking slutty... and he felt so fucking good. I love that... I love the power I have over men.
Mmmm...